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#25 - 2008-02-28 -

User: I'm having trouble with product X
IT guy: I haven't used that product before
User: I followed the install instructions, but now I can't save any Word documents
IT guy: I don't know, I haven't used that product before
User: But I can't save my Word documents!
IT guy: You have more experience with the product than I do
User: But I've only installed it
IT guy: That's more than I've done
User: Can't you help me anyway?
IT guy: If you managed to follow the installation instructions, why can't you follow me instructing you that I know nothing about the product?
User: I just thought you might know...

#32 - 2009-02-05 -

User: I just bought a new monitor - can you set it up on my computer?
Support: Not a problem
User: Just make sure you transfer over all my icons and programs
Support: We are not replacing your computer
User: I know, but I need all of my icons on the new monitor, so please transfer them

#10 - 2008-01-05 -

User: If i plug 9 pc's into a 16 port router and 1 internet it will share the internet through all the pc's right?
Support: All machines will be able to access the internet, but they will not share in a friendly way. One person will be able to slow everybody down.
User: So will plugging 4 internet sources into the router to be shared help at all or is it pointless?
Support: What 4 internet sources?
User: Instead of taking 1 cable from the adsl modem to the router take 4 of them. My modem has a 4 port switch inbuilt
Support: No, no help

#29 - 2008-05-28 -

Why isn't there way of linking two or more computers via HDMI instead of Cat5/6, as HDMI has like a 10gb/s transfer rate doesn't it?

#26 - 2008-05-05 -

(Found in a custom SQL database)
SELECT *
FROM members
WHERE MemberNo >= '7624'
OR MemberNo <= '7624'

#20 - 2008-02-05 -

I'm just waiting for my USB wireless internet

#36 - 2010-05-14 -

support: Welcome to HP, John speaking
user: How do you spell HP?
support: Excuse me?
user: How do your spell your company name, HP?
support: Umm, have a think about it
user: Oh shit (hangs up)

#30 - 2008-08-26 -

Support: Click Start, run and thn type CMD
Custmer: OK, how do I spell that?
Support: C-M-D
Customer: Yeah, I got ya, can you spell it out for me though as I'm not that good with computers.
Support: OK - C for Charlie...
Customer: Yeah, how do I spell it?
Support: C... As in the letter C for Charlie
Customer: Yes, I know what you are saying, but how do I spell it?

I just hung up...

#14 - 2008-01-05 -

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