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I need to find any way of getting online without any use of the modem because I have a computer at home AND it does not have a modem. If you have any suggestions, pleeeease let me know.

#27 - 2008-05-06 -

My majors including the Microsoft certified professional certificate signed by Bill Gates

#34 - 2009-04-28 -

Support: To use webmail, type webmail.company.com in the address bar of internet explorer
User: It says page cannot be displayed
Support: What is in the address bar?
User: www.webmail.company.com
Support: (grrrr) - type webmail.company.com in the address bar
User: thats what I did
Support: no, you added www
User: oh, it works now

#1 - 2007-11-13 -

"I think this could definitely be a PEBKAC issue"- Problem Exist Between Keyboard and Chair

#17 - 2008-01-15 -

Ahh, this issue is caused by a PICNIC.
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

#7 - 2008-01-03 -

User: I just bought a new monitor - can you set it up on my computer?
Support: Not a problem
User: Just make sure you transfer over all my icons and programs
Support: We are not replacing your computer
User: I know, but I need all of my icons on the new monitor, so please transfer them

#10 - 2008-01-05 -

There are only two types of computer users in the world - those who have lost data, and those who will

#28 - 2008-05-15 -

The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

#23 - 2008-02-25 -

Geek 1: I started working with databases when DB2 was around
Geek 2: Yeah, well, I started working with databases when DB1 was around!

#35 - 2009-05-12 -

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