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Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T error (ID10T)
#25 - 2008-02-28 -
User: My AD account appears to be locked, can you please unlock it?
Support: Please clear your IE cache
Support: Please clear your IE cache
#37 - 2010-06-08 -
On my helpdesk answering machine..
"Hi! I can't login! Call me back!"
.... no name, no number
"Hi! I can't login! Call me back!"
.... no name, no number
#9 - 2008-01-04 -
"I think this could definitely be a PEBKAC issue"- Problem Exist Between Keyboard and Chair
#17 - 2008-01-15 -
My majors including the Microsoft certified professional certificate signed by Bill Gates
#34 - 2009-04-28 -
I need to find any way of getting online without any use of the modem because I have a computer at home AND it does not have a modem. If you have any suggestions, pleeeease let me know.
#27 - 2008-05-06 -
Customer: Help Me! I think someone's hacking my computer.
Support: OK, what makes you think you've been hacked?
Customer: I don't think I've BEEN hacked, I think I'm STILL BEING hacked, I think someone's hacking my computer RIGHT NOW!
Support: It's ok. Calm down and we'll work it out. What makes you think you are being hacked right now?
Customer: Well, it's weird, I keep seeing someone called ian connecting and disconnecting from my computer.
Support: What do you mean? How can you see him connecting?
Customer: Down in the bottom right hand corner, I keep seeing a message saying "lan is disconnected" and then a few minutes later it'll say "lan is now connected" and then he disconnects again! Why would he be doing that? Please help! I use my computer for internet banking and I'm afraid he'll steal my money! Can we call the police or something?
Support (trying very hard not to laugh): It's OK. No one's hacking your PC. It's not I-A-N, it's L-A-N and it stand for Local Area Network. It seems your have a faulty network connection. Can you please check the blue cable connecting your PC to your modem?
Needless to say, his cable was faulty. :D
Support: OK, what makes you think you've been hacked?
Customer: I don't think I've BEEN hacked, I think I'm STILL BEING hacked, I think someone's hacking my computer RIGHT NOW!
Support: It's ok. Calm down and we'll work it out. What makes you think you are being hacked right now?
Customer: Well, it's weird, I keep seeing someone called ian connecting and disconnecting from my computer.
Support: What do you mean? How can you see him connecting?
Customer: Down in the bottom right hand corner, I keep seeing a message saying "lan is disconnected" and then a few minutes later it'll say "lan is now connected" and then he disconnects again! Why would he be doing that? Please help! I use my computer for internet banking and I'm afraid he'll steal my money! Can we call the police or something?
Support (trying very hard not to laugh): It's OK. No one's hacking your PC. It's not I-A-N, it's L-A-N and it stand for Local Area Network. It seems your have a faulty network connection. Can you please check the blue cable connecting your PC to your modem?
Needless to say, his cable was faulty. :D
#15 - 2008-01-05 -
support: Welcome to HP, John speaking
user: How do you spell HP?
support: Excuse me?
user: How do your spell your company name, HP?
support: Umm, have a think about it
user: Oh shit (hangs up)
user: How do you spell HP?
support: Excuse me?
user: How do your spell your company name, HP?
support: Umm, have a think about it
user: Oh shit (hangs up)
#30 - 2008-08-26 -