SELECT *
FROM users
WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned;

#31 - 2008-12-21 -

support: Welcome to HP, John speaking
user: How do you spell HP?
support: Excuse me?
user: How do your spell your company name, HP?
support: Umm, have a think about it
user: Oh shit (hangs up)

#30 - 2008-08-26 -

User: If i plug 9 pc's into a 16 port router and 1 internet it will share the internet through all the pc's right?
Support: All machines will be able to access the internet, but they will not share in a friendly way. One person will be able to slow everybody down.
User: So will plugging 4 internet sources into the router to be shared help at all or is it pointless?
Support: What 4 internet sources?
User: Instead of taking 1 cable from the adsl modem to the router take 4 of them. My modem has a 4 port switch inbuilt
Support: No, no help

#29 - 2008-05-28 -

There are only two types of computer users in the world - those who have lost data, and those who will

#28 - 2008-05-15 -

I need to find any way of getting online without any use of the modem because I have a computer at home AND it does not have a modem. If you have any suggestions, pleeeease let me know.

#27 - 2008-05-06 -

Why isn't there way of linking two or more computers via HDMI instead of Cat5/6, as HDMI has like a 10gb/s transfer rate doesn't it?

#26 - 2008-05-05 -

Looks like we have another ID-TEN-T error (ID10T)

#25 - 2008-02-28 -

Support: Ok i'll get you to press the start button
Then we heard a beep
Tech: Did you press it?
Customer: Yes, i pressed the star button
The customer instead of pressing the windows start button, pressed the asterisk on the phone!

#24 - 2008-02-27 -

The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it.

#23 - 2008-02-25 -

(Found in a custom SQL database)
SELECT *
FROM members
WHERE MemberNo >= '7624'
OR MemberNo <= '7624'

#20 - 2008-02-05 -